the burger prayer.

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Big Pawed Bear (letting his paws be his guide.) on Friday, 13-Feb-2009 15:49:15

Our burger, who art on the grill, hallowed be thy onions,
In thy floured bun, thy burger will be done, with mustard and with relish,
Give us this day our daily bap, and persecute those who forget our HP, as we persecute those who don’t melt our cheese:
Lead us ever into temptation, but deliver us from fast food,
For thine is the meat, the cheese and the sauces,
Forever and ever, burger-van!


enjoy

Post 2 by Daenerys Targaryen (Enjoying Life) on Friday, 13-Feb-2009 16:02:15

I want a burger now.

Post 3 by Big Pawed Bear (letting his paws be his guide.) on Friday, 13-Feb-2009 17:17:28

heheheh the one which enspired the prayer was pretty ausom yes. heeheheh

Post 4 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Friday, 13-Feb-2009 17:33:27

Slightly amusing. I too, now desire a burger, though not the one described above.

Post 5 by CSection (Out standing in my field.) on Friday, 13-Feb-2009 19:20:47

That's not really a joke is it, it's more the lament of a fat bastard.

Post 6 by Sexy CC (Veteran Zoner) on Monday, 16-Feb-2009 4:05:47

that's tarribel poster five I for one find it slightly amusing. lol

Post 7 by Big Pawed Bear (letting his paws be his guide.) on Tuesday, 17-Feb-2009 6:55:45

lament of a fat bastard? um? one, it was written as a joke, and if you want to go real serious, try reading into it, it is actually praizing up those who use proper ground beef with no fat, proper cheese, and proper sauces. a proper burger which takes a long time to make rather than a macdonalds abomination. hehe

Post 8 by cumbiambera2005 (i just keep on posting!) on Tuesday, 17-Feb-2009 9:00:46

Omg I love burgers! Although cut the cheese and the onions from the one described above.